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cardshuffler:

Just passin’ through. Stakin’ out a few places for potential business.

{Laughs, lips pulled into an amused smirk.}

If I ever met a female version of myself, I’d probably call her a bitch too. But damn, she’d be a real bebe.

{Fingers through the cards, idly playing with them.}

I won’t refuse a willing player.

Any bets or are we playin’ for glory?

It’s not such a good place for business, y’know. Might wanna at least move towards the rich district.

[ snort. ]

I dunno — I think I was too busy arguing to notice whether she’s attractive or not. Probably is, though, seeing as it’s still me.

[ oops ego problems always. stares at the cards for a while and shrugs, leaning back a little. ]

Glory.

Or a favor, whichever. Preferably something… non-material, for now.

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cardshuffler:

So called bad guys. I usually walk the line, but I was raised a professional thief. Still am.

{Cocks an eyebrow. lol what other gambit there is no other one}

Other selves? They sound like they’ve been hit on the head one too many times, t’be honest.

{Shrugs in return.}

Just a suggestion- you don’t have to play.

Huh, a lot of thieves around lately. What brings you here, anyway? A job?

[ tilts head, snorts. ]

I dunno, I’ve never met this other self of mine — I did meet a girl who claimed to be my female self. She was an irritating bitch though, so she probably lied.

[ KANYE SHRUG. ]

I know I don’t, but we might as well.

Besides, I like winning.

[ grins. ]

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cardshuffler:

Yeah- none of the so called bad guys are happy about some of the publicity that’s been goin’ on. I, on the other hand, haven’t had a lot to worry about up until now.

Might wanna check out the site if you can.

{Scoffs- but in a humorous manner.}

Sounds like y’know what business I mentioned. No need to explain any further.

My real name.

{Pulls out an old deck from his pocket, shuffling it between his hands- as any normal person could probably do.}

They’re a good icebreaker game and fun with stakes.

[ short pause. ]

Bad guys. Which side are you on, then?

… — heh, nooo thanks. I mean, I don’t even know if it’s true. More likely, they know some of my other selves. That’s what they’ve been saying, anyway, as stupid as it sounds.

[ snickers and just shrugs in response, his attention turning to the cards. ]

Well, oookay then — dunno what I can offer you, though.

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cardshuffler:

You think somethin’s goin’ on or did a few guys decide it’d be funny to put out our names on a list? Then again, m’just guessing that you’re in the business as well.

{Raises an eyebrow, but laughs.}

Most people have a hard time remembering how to pronounce my name.

Red Hood.

{Gives a curt nod.}

You play cards?

Dunno, don’t really care — if something’s going on, we’re gonna know. Someone suggested my name’s somewhere on the internet, though. Not a cool thought, especially since with so many people knowing, guy has to wonder what sort of a site it is.

[ snickers. ]

… depends on what business means but — yeah, I guess.

[ quirks eyebrow. ]

Gambit, or your real name?

… .. — sometimes. When the situation calls for it. Why?

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cardshuffler:

From the looks of it, not much. Y’gotta understand, when you have that many people following you around you start to wonder what’s going on.

{Wears a lazy grin.}

Hey. I go by Gambit, easier that way. You are-?

Huh, I can imagine — I’ve had that yesterday. As a bonus, almost every single one of them knew my name; one even tried to force me into admitting he’s my big brother.

Creepy shit, man.

[ snorts. ]

The name’s Jason, but if we do aliases, you can call me Red Hood.

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cardshuffler:

Missed one- same goes to you anyways.

Same goes to me? And what do you expect me to do?

[ crosses arms and snickers. ]

Anyway, hello — who’re you?